DONALD TRUMP
F*** Yes or F*** No
I had not opened up the magazine, nor read past the front cover, but I found myself staring in amazement at "The Don" on Bloomsberg Businessweek's May 2nd issue this evening. (See photo to the right.)
Looking at Trump's photo, I saw his familiar trademarked combover (that is totally in style now, right?). And I looked deeper into that perfect year round tan (cause he ain't afraid of no skin cancer). And I pondered what little I could see of the collar of his custom tailored power suit (of which the value of his sleeve could feed a small nation). And I came to this conclusion:
Donald Trump may be a Wild Card as a Presidential candidate.
It is not his miscellaneous assortment of casinos, businesses, books, and whatnot that makes me doubtful. It is not all of the Real Estate he owns that makes me wonder. It is not even his Celebrity Apprentice show (that I have never watched by the way, not even for one minute). And it is not his fluency in potty mouth that he so flagrantly displayed during a recent speech at a Las Vegas Casino that makes me second guess his professionalism/sanity or his ability to run our ENTIRE COUNTRY.
It's his F'n EYEBROWS!
I am serious. His eyebrows tell me a different story altogether and quite frankly, I am not sure why no one else hasn't mentioned it. Take a look at these bad boys:
HELLO!
The man has some seriously rogue eyebrow hair! Those buggers are just doing their thing. Growing out of control, haywire, much like the current state of America but still. Is that the kind of President we are looking for, one who allows his eyebrow hair run amok like that? I mean come on now! And he is not the only one with the crazy hair. I have seen other celebrities with the wild brow. Have you watched 60 Minutes lately? That Andy Rooney has some loony eyebrow hair. What does this all mean, you ask? Does one man's eyebrow hygiene reflect badly on how a he can run the United States of America?
PLUCK YEAH !!
P.S. Donald. If you read this... F-me on Facebook. Seriously : )
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